Mashable Tries To Help

Posted: October 26, 2015 in fuckery
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How to confront friends who wear offensive Halloween costumes.

Not a bad list, but I feel it’s missing something.  And since I’m a helper, allow me to assist:

7. Say “What the fuck is wrong with you?” 

If you’re at the store with said friend, say it loud. If friend is showing you the costume at home, say it loud.  If they show up wearing it, say it loud every time you run into them while they’re wearing it.

Bonus help: “Accidentally” spill your drink on the costume.  Now they have to change. How helpful of you! You’ve prevented personal embarrassment of being the friend of a complete toolbox.

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Comments
  1. 8. Set them on fire.

    The sensation of heat, the sight of flames and the scent of burning fabric will really help drive home your message that this is not acceptable.